| A bit of fun - Competition |
| Admin | Following on from teepee's camera magic and Martin's record 'Perch' as previously seen [url="http://www.maggotdrowning.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=1232"]Here[/url] With Martin's blessing (fool, lol,  ) we are going to have a bit of fun with a caption competition. Take a look at this and tell us what's being said:  Entry is free and you can enter as many times as you wish. If you're lurking in the background and haven't yet registered, now's your chance to join in the fun. [url="http://www.maggotdrowning.com/forum/policy.asp"]Click Here[/url] to Register I'll throw in a couple of our exclusive maggotdrowning sew-on badges for the two best entries and the competition ends on Midnight 14th June - Get posting -Dave PS, Keep it clean(ish), lol |
| Dave | Even I can have a go  Martin "Keep still and smile" Fish "Look, get this bl**dy makeup off me" Martin "Not until we get in the Angling Times" Dave |
| Trogg | carch/perp "I just knew that second helping would bugger me up" Martin "hm i wonder what the stance on returning this to the water is??"  Or "its been a while since i last got my hands on summat that was as warm, wet & soft as this" (ahem) Alan You've just been moderated  |
| Trogg | Or Fish "if i can just get his thumb in my mouth....." Martin "If teepee messes around with another of my pics i'll use him for groundbait" or "i dunno what kind of fish it is but if i smile i might fool them into thinking i do" Alan You've just been moderated |
| Ziptrev | LUV it lol Fish 'They'll never believe you! Martin 'Thats why I haven't got the MD's Cap on! or Martin ' Well you're a peculiar looking Bugger' Fish 'Look who's talking' or yet again! ROTFLMAO! Martin 'What do we tell 'em? Fish, 'Well you would invite the Curse to the opening day!' or even Martin, ' Where do we go from here? Fish, 'Tell em youre holding me for Trogg!, It's so long since he caught anything, he'll back you up! OR EVEN MORE. Martin ' How do I explain you? Fish, 'Tell em ESOX caught me and I'm a Pike!, It's so long since he caught one, I've had time to evolve!!!!' Fish, 'I never expected that to be a bait!' Martin 'Stu and his bloody strawberry Boilies!' Martin, 'I've never seen the likes o' you before! Fish 'Well hurry up and find another, or with all this rain I'll never get in the bloody ark!' Martin, 'What sort o' fish are you?' Fish, 'I'm a Roach you pratt! told you not to have that 12th Guinness!' Martin, 'Wish I had a set of Scales' Fish, 'You're ugly enough as a human! you'd make a shit fish!' Fish 'that was a fight!, Braid hooklength?' Martin, 'No, bit o' my Pony Tail!' Fish 'That was crafty, Small Perch Deadbait!' Martin 'Brought it back from Drayton'! Martin, 'What are you doing here? You should be in the Pacific!' Fish, 'I was stupid enough to ask Les Middy for directions!' Martin, 'How did you find the North Level?' Fish 'Theres a link on Larry's Website!' Martin, 'Where in hell did you come from' Fish 'Newt slid me into Trevs suitcase!' Fish 'This MD's forum is going downhill' Martin 'Whats a hill?' Fish 'I spose your checking with Tony Keeling to see if we're in for fame, fortune, and publicity!' Martin, 'No i'm checking with Mat, to see if you come under 'Catch & Kill' Shall I go on? Nah! if that aint worth a badge , there is no justice! Cheers Trev Ziptrev Shouldn't happen to a DOG! |
| Newt | Fish: Hey fella - quit squeezing me so tight. Martin: Shut up or I'll try catfishing and use you for bait. Trev: (hidden behind the camera) Martin - did you catch it on a lure? Is that a mutant large mouth bass? Newt Vail |
| teepee | BRILLIANT! what a laugh.[Martin what have you let yourself in for mate] fish says "but i'm a carp" Martin says "shush! you're a perch" or Martin thinking "i wonder if anybody will notice" fish says "right i'm going tell e'm about you dressing up" teepee. |
| darryl | fish....what are you looking at? you have cross dressing human`s don`t you!..........................................................martin....shhh! don`t tell every one my secret work`s for them who can`t fish |
| darryl | fish to martin ....please don`t throw me back in there. martin,why not? fish ,are you stupid can`t you see i`m in disguise trying to get away from the misses work`s for them who can`t fish |
| scouse | fish to martin:::: hope your not scouse martin to fish why? i`ll end up being flogged in some ale house dave scouse |
| martin. | im enjoying this lol fish- will they allow my picture on the MDs martin- yes the mods allow football they wont notice the difference -------------------------------------------------------------------- REVENGE IS SWEET tight lines. martin. |
| jlw | Hi everyone, MARTIN - You look like you have been swimming the bottom for a long time? FISH - Well mate you could say that the last time I got caught I looked human.! MARTIN - Human? FISH - Yes in those days we all looked the same! ARE YOU WHAT WE BECOME! BLUB BLUB MARTIN - Errrrrrrrmmmmmmm well FISH - Put me back quick!!!!!!!!. No offence Martin lol. jlw |
| martin. | hi jlw nice to have you back on line ive been called a lot worse than anything this lot could put on & i dont mind im enjoying it welcome back tight lines. martin. |
| norm | martin to fish ---what an ugly bugger fish to martin----what an ugly bugger martin to fish ---god i was lucky fish to martin---ye norm was casting in your swim martin to fish--god i was lucky fish to martin---not realy there was only trogg in the other swim martin to fish--- smile for the camera fish to martin----shut up and get a hair cut   it isn`t the size of the tiddler that counts |
| teepee | fish...."god this is embarrassing" Martin.."could have been worse you could have had a pony tail" teepee. |
| Newt | Fish: Hey fella - is that expression on your face what the Yanks call a "s h i t eating grin"? Martin: Shut up you, or I will forget we don't eat coarse fish. Newt Vail |
| norm | daz has to be winning it isn`t the size of the tiddler that counts |
| MALC | Martin thinking.... That dorsal fin is sticking up lovely. Fish thinking...... So would your's with a FINGER UP YOUR  Malc  Fish with Friends @ MaggotDrowning.com |
| MALC | Fish say's..... Is that your Pole sticking in my back or are you one of those PERCH PERVE'S that play with their worm..!! Martin Say's... Will you MARRY ME.. Malc Fish with Friends @ MaggotDrowning.com |
| norm | FISH says-----god how did he catch me MARTIN thinks---god i hope no one notices i have not got my MD hat on it isn`t the size of the tiddler that counts Edited by - norm on 01 June 2002 07:31:20 AM |
| Trogg |  Alan You've just been moderated |
| darryl | martin to fish..what are you dressed like a perch for?.................fish to martin....you lot have dumped that much contraceptive pills in here they are not so many females as they was but the only way i can get a s**g is with a perch work`s for them who can`t fish |
| martin. | hi all surely you lot cn come up with a few more on this tight lines. martin. |
| Ziptrev | OK Martin Doh!!!! Fish, If you try giving me a kiss, You might find I turn into a Fairy Tale Princess Martin, If I try giving you a kiss, You might find I turn into a Raving Pervert! +++++++++++++++++++++ Fish, How can I ever thank you for rescuing me from that dirty , cold North Drain? Martin, Make me the chips, while I get cooking the mushy peas! +++++++++++++++++++++ Fish, I bet you have had your greatest moment ever in catching me! Martin, Not as much pleasure as I'll get from stuffing that camera up Tony's A--e! ++++++++++++++++++++++ Fish, This is the first time Ive ever been caught with a hook! Martin, First time I've been caught with a Camera! +++++++++++++++++++++ Martin, How could he do such a thing to us? Fish, Jealousy, Have you seen the Rivers in Rotherham? ++++++++++++++++++++ Martin, I've lived all my life waiting for such an Exotic Capture! Fish, If I can just twist and stick this Spine in, you've lived all your life, Period +++++++++++++++++++= Fish, Now are you Really , Truly sure? Martin, Relax, no-one will ever recognise you Osama! ++++++++++++++++++++ Fish, Did I do alright Martin, Do you think it will work? Martin Yes, the next time Trog casts in, hang on with both fins and he'll actually think he's caught! Fish, How will I find his peg? Martin, He's next to Dave, so climb groundbait mountain! Fish, But I've got to get through ESOX's Swim, Martin, Thats OK I've arranged a motorPike Escort! ++++++++++++++++++++++Fish, Martin, have you ever had one so big? Martin, Dont be deceived gal!, Youre so heavy, I think its a hernia! ++++++++++++++++++++++++ Alrighty mate? Trev ZiptrevShouldn't happen to a DOG! |
| Ray Owen | Hi all ere it goes fish to martin watch were u are putting your hands Martin to fish shut up and keep smiling tight lines Ray where there is one bream there are many more |
| teepee | (Trev... that made my eyes water)[lol] Martin says "this should get me noticed" Fish says "things you have to do for that chuffing roving reporter" teepee. |
| martin. | martin- have you been studying shakespear fish- tee pee or not tee pee that is the question? tight lines. martin. |
| teepee | Martin [teepee or not teepee] like it! Martin says "did you no i'm the Bailiff" fish says "of course you dont think i'd do this for anybody do you" teepee. |
| martin. | martin- am i holding you to tight fish- dont take your finger out or i'll have tee pee in front of camera tight lines. martin. |
| Dave | Anymore for anymore? We can't let Martin get off this easily, lol Dave |
| Dave | Well I can't decide so it's over to Martin to pick the two winners ---- Over to you Martin, pick the two you find funniest -------- and post them here Dave |
| martin. | hi all im afraid i cant decide so im printing it all off & will let sammy & nurses decide tommorow & will post winning 2 at 9-30pm tomorowso youll have to wait 23hrs 30mins tight lines. martin. talk fishing f**k football |
| Dave | Hi Martin, That'll make Sammy's day I've just read your post about her being rushed back in, I hope everything is to be alright and maybe this will give her something to smile about. Send her our best, Dave |
| martin. | hi here we go 2winners picked by sammy,1 ofher friends &couple of nurses before i put them down ill tell you most of people at hospital thought they were all brill but a couple of the older nurses gave me a funny look after they had read them so here goes and they are both first chioce not first & second MARTIN-you look like youve been swimming the bottom for a long time FISH- well mate you could say that the last time i got caught i looked human MARTIN- human FISH yes in those days we all looked the same! ARE YOU WHAT WE BECOME ,BLUB< BLUB MARTIN- Errrrrrrrrrmmmmmmm well FISH- put me back quick jlw 30th May 2002 FISH- did i do alright martin, do you think it will work MARTIN- yes, the next time trogg casts in hang on with both fins & hell actualy think hes caught FISH- how will i find his peg MARTIN- hes next to dave so just climb the g/bait mountain FISH- but ive got to get through esoxs swim MARTIN-thats o/k ive arranged a motorpike escort ziptrev 6th June 2002 well done to you both i have thoughroly enjoyed them all tight lines. martin. talk fishing f**k football |
| jlw | Hi Martin, Well I am shocked there was some good answers on there, they were all good I didnt think mine would be choosen, but hey am I pleased and well done to the other winner. Tight Lines and good luck England sorry martin my family are footy mad. lol    Cheers Jane |
| Dave | Sorted Martin  Jane - Can you send me an email with your postal address and I'll get a badge off to you Ziptrev - He's out of the Country at the moment, so do you think we should exclude him ?? (Only kidding Trev ) Well done both of you, Dave |
| jlw | O no you carnt exclude him it will be a nice suprise when he returns from where ever he is.lol And by the way I hope tomorrow in my match I catch a fish the size of the one on your profile pic. chance ad b a fine thing. Tight lines Regards jlw |
| teepee | Congratulations Jane & Trev, and Martin well done what a good Sport, Who's Next! Dave order some more badges[lol] teepee. |
| Ziptrev | Hey, Thats Great. Thanks from the Donegal Lurker!! LOL Will have to learn to sow now! PS Martin, Tell Sam She has a lucky Irish card on the way! Hope she,s better soon! Trev ZiptrevShouldn't happen to a DOG! |
| Larry | Martin, Iknew there something "fishy"about using that new additive from Jekyll&Hyde. Fish. I wish there was a MIrror Carp about i could see what my new Look is like. Cheer's Larry |